'Load Iff "Birdy" : Rem this is loaded in then spacked so is not needed
'Spack 1 To 6 : Rem Nor this line
Unpack 6 To 1
Palette 1
Screen Open 2,640,256,16,Hires
Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide : Cls 0
Get Palette 1
_SPLURGE[2,1,2]
Wait 500
Curs Off : Flash Off
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide
Paper 0
Ink 0
Bar 0,0 To 10,10
Screen Open 1,640,256,16,Hires
Paper 0 : Pen 4 : Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide : Cls 0
Wave 0 To 15
Locate ,0
Wait 50
Locate ,3 : Centre "Welcome to Bird Productions Quiz "
Bell
Wait 50
Locate 0,1
For X=79 To 0 Step -1
Play 96-(20+(X/2)),0
Print "?";
Next X
Wait 50
Locate 0,5
For L=79 To 0 Step -1
Play 96-(10+(L/2)),0
Print "?";
Next L
Wait 150
Paper 0 : Pen 5 : Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide : Cls 0
Wave 0 To 15
Locate ,0
Wait 50
Locate ,9 : Centre "Loading Please Wait" : Bell
Locate 0,7
For G=79 To 0 Step -1
Play 96-(20+(G/2)),0
Print "*";
Next G
Wait 50
Locate ,9 : Centre "Loading Please Wait" : Bell
Locate 0,11
For K=79 To 0 Step -1
Play 96-(10+(K/2)),0
Print "*";
Next K
Wait 100
Get Fonts
'Load "df1:samples.abk"
'Load "df1:fill_in.abk"
Screen Open 0,320,40,16,Lowres : Curs Off
Screen Open 1,320,40,16,Lowres : Curs Off : Screen Hide 1
Screen 0
Set Font 6 : Text 45,12,"Bird Productions Present"
Print : Print
Wait 100
Pen 6
Locate 6,3 : Print "A Lateral Thinking Quiz No.12"
Screen Copy 0 To 1
Screen Open 1,320,40,16,Lowres : Curs Off : Screen Hide 1 :
Screen 1
Set Font 1 : Text 40,12,"Programming by John the Doc."
Wait 115
Print : Print
Locate 4,3 : Print "Hampered by Social Workers 20-5-93"
Wait 115
Fade 17
Appear 1 To 0,3
Wait 115
Fade 17
Cls 0
Wait 75
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide
Palette $905
Cls 0 : Curs Off
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Locate 1,10 : Bell : Print "You are being started with some quite "
Locate 2,12 : Print "easy ones.They will get harder!!!!!"
Wait 175
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,15 : Bell : Centre "You are playing against yourself."
Wait 155
Locate ,17 : Bell : Centre "There is no need to type anything"
Wait 200
Locate ,15 : Centre " "
Locate ,17 : Centre " "
Pen 4
Locate ,15 : Bell : Centre "This takes about 30 Minutes to complete"
Wait 150
Locate ,17 : Bell : Centre "To help you it can be split into two"
Wait 150 : Locate ,19 : Bell : Centre "Follow on screen instructions"
Wait 250
Locate 1,10
Locate 1,10 : Print " "
Locate 2,12 : Print " "
Pen 5
SDF:
Wait 50 : Locate ,10 : Bell : Centre "Press F1 to start at the beginning"
Wait 100 : Locate ,12 : Bell : Centre "Press F2 to start halfway through "
Wait 50
Say "Press me pleas 1 needs it"
Wait Key
If Key State(80)=True Then Gosub ALLOFF
If Key State(81)=True Then Gosub SALFOFF
'
ALLOFF:
ALL
Music 1
OPENBIT
GAIN
IAIN
WAIN
VAIN
JUAIN
SAIN
YAIN
DAIN
KAIN
QAIN
Goto SECOND
SALFOFF:
ARF
OPENBIT
SECOND:
FAIN
HAIN
MAIN
XAIN
AAIN
BAIN
CAIN
ZAIN
UAIN
LAIN
LASTBIT
'
'
'
Procedure BAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Curs Off : Hide : Flash Off : Cls 0
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $F76
SCNON[SCR]
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 175
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 100
Paper 2 : Ink 2
Ink 5
Ink 6
Bar 90,80 To 234,140
Box 89,79 To 235,141
Ink 4
Box 88,78 To 236,142
Ink 3
Box 87,77 To 237,143
Ink 2
Box 86,76 To 238,144
Wait 150
Pen 4 : Paper 6
Locate 17,12 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "L"
Locate 18,12 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "I"
Locate 19,12 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "V"
Locate 20,12 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "I"
Locate 21,12 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "N"
Locate 22,12 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "G"
'Wait 100 : Pen 5
Locate 18,14 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "L"
Locate 19,14 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "A"
Locate 20,14 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "C"
Locate 21,14 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,5,10000 : Print "E"
Wait 100
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Locate ,19 : Centre "You have 26.5 seconds to think !"
Wait 150
Locate ,21 : Centre "I'm bored with 30 seconds !!"
Wait 100
Locate ,19 : Cline
Locate ,21 : Cline
Wait 300
ZHHJ:
Locate 4,19 : Print " "
Locate 8,19 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub ZGHG Else Goto ZHHJ
ZGHG:
Locate 10,19
Centre " "
Locate ,21
Centre "The answer is ... "
Wait 100
Locate ,21
Centre " "
Pen 2
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 9,21 : Print "Living on a Shoestring !"
Locate 22,26
Wait 100
Pen 2
Centre "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Locate ,26 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Locate ,28 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
ZVFR:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub ZDMM Else Goto ZJO
ZJO:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZCTC Else Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Locate ,26 : Centre "THicko you pressed the wrong key" : Goto ZVFR
Wait 50
ZDMM:
Locate ,26 : Centre " "
Locate ,28 : Centre " "
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,26 : Pen 6 : Centre "Living on a shoelace...Pinbrain !"
Wait 100 : Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate ,28 : Centre "Are you living in a DREAM ?"
Wait 200
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "press SPACE BAR to continue"
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
ZFRT:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZCTC Else Goto ZFRT
ZCTC:
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure AAIN
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Palette $419
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3 : Paper 0
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Locate ,3
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 100
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 60
Ink 3
Bar 80,90 To 250,160
Box 79,89 To 251,161
Ink 6
Box 78,88 To 252,162
Ink 1
Box 77,87 To 253,163 : Box 76,86 To 254,164
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 15,15 : Paper 3 : Pen 6 : Print "M"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 17,15 : Print "U"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 19,15 : Print "R"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 21,15 : Print "D"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 23,15 : Print "E"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 25,15 : Print "R"
Wait 75
Locate ,21 : Paper 0 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 100
Locate ,21 : Cline
Wait 300
HLL:
Locate 8,21 : Paper 0 : Pen 2 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 8,21 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate 19,21 : Pen 2 : Paper 0
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 105 : Locate 19,21 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 12,21 : Print "It's Blue Murder!"
Wait 175
Wait 150
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,26 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,23 : Cline
Locate 2,28 : Print " "
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 0,23 : Centre "Come On! MURDER is Blue !"
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate ,25 : Centre ".....Double DODO..... !"
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,28 : Cline
Locate ,21 : Cline
Locate ,30 : Cline
Locate ,25 : Cline
Locate ,29 : Cline
Locate ,27 : Cline
Locate ,23
Centre "I'm going to write on the ceiling now !!"
Locate ,25 : Centre "Byeeee"
Wait 150
SCNOFF[SCR]
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure XAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Flash Off : Hide : Curs Off
Cls 0
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $909
Locate ,1 : Paper 0 : Centre "What is this everyday phrase?"
Wait 155 : Locate ,1 : Cline
Wait 75
Ink 3 :
Circle 155,84,61
Ink 4
Circle 155,84,62
Ink 1
Circle 155,84,63
Ink 6
Circle 155,84,64
Ink 5
Circle 155,84,60
Paint 161,82
Wait 100
Paper 5
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 16,10 : Pen 6 : Print "N"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 18,10 : Pen 4 : Print "O"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 20,10 : Pen 3 : Print "T"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,10 : Pen 4 : Print "E"
Wait 200
Ink 3
Bar 120,76 To 190,90
Paper 0
Locate ,21 : Pen 4 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 120 : Locate ,21 : Centre " "
Wait 250
Locate ,25 : Centre "Press the A key for the answer"
JUGH:
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub YUK Else Goto JUGH
YUK:
Locate ,25 : Cline
Paper 2
Paper 0
Pen 3
Locate 11,22 : Print "The answer is ..... "
Wait 120 : Locate ,22 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 13,22 : Pen 5 : Print "A Cover Note !"
Wait 175
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 13,24 : Print "Were you right"
Wait 150
Locate ,24 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press'Help'"
Wait 55
Locate ,26 : Pen 4 : Centre "Or press 'Spacebar' to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub DITHO Else Gosub GROO
DITHO:
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,24 : Cline
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,24 : Centre "I can only repeat the answer...DUMBO!!"
Wait 125
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,26 : Centre "Note is covered up PLANK !!"
Wait 100
Locate ,28 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press Spacebar to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub GROO Else Goto DITHO
GROO:
Wait 25
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure UAIN
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Ink 0
Bar 0,0 To 10,10
Locate ,2 : Paper 0 : Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
'Load Iff "df1:shake"
'Spack 0 To 2
'Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Unpack 2 To 0
Wait 150
Locate ,24 : Paper 6 : Pen 2 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 125
Locate ,24 : Cline
Wait 300
HLL:
Locate 8,24 : Pen 1 : Paper 6 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 8,24 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate 19,24 : Pen 2
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 75 : Locate 19,24 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Paper 6
Locate 10,24 : Pen 10 : Centre "Pot Black !"
Locate 12,28
Wait 150 : Pen 10
Print "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Cline
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate ,26 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate ,28 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate 2,28 : Print " "
Pen 10
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,26 : Centre "Pot is Black.Are you colour blind Dumbo!"
Wait 250
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,28 : Centre "It's a T.V.Proggy.Open Your EYES !! "
Wait 150
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,28 : Cline
Wait 75
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
WIPE
Cls 0
Wait 150
End Proc
Procedure CAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,16,LORES
Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide : Cls 0
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette 111
Locate ,4 : Paper 0 : Pen 4 : Centre "What is this well known Phrase ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,4 : Cline
Wait 50
Ink 4
Bar 94,53 To 217,135
Ink 2
Box 93,53 To 218,136
Ink 6
Box 92,52 To 219,137
Ink 2
Box 91,51 To 220,138
Ink 3
Box 90,50 To 221,139
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Paper 4 : Pen 6
Locate 14,9 : Print "H"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 12,11 : Print "H"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 14,11 : Print "I"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 14,13 : Print "M"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 16,11 : Print "S"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 18,11 : Print "P"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 20,11 : Print "A"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 22,11 : Print "C"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 24,11 : Print "E"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 26,11 : Print "S"
Paper 4
Wait 100
Locate ,22 : Pen 5 : Paper 0 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 150
Locate ,22 : Cline
Wait 200
Locate ,27 : Centre "Press the A key for the answer"
JUGH:
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub YUK Else Goto JUGH
YUK:
Locate ,27 : Centre " "
Paper 2
Paper 0
Pen 5
Locate ,24 : Centre "The answer is ..... "
Wait 75 : Locate ,24 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 12,24 : Pen 5 : Centre "Put him through his paces !!"
Wait 150
Pen 4
Wait 150
Locate ,26 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press'Help'"
Wait 25
Wait 50
Locate ,28 : Pen 4 : Centre "Or press 'Spacebar' to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub DITHO Else Gosub GROO
DITHO:
Locate ,28 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Pen 2 : Centre "Him is passing through..Plonker ! "
Sam Play 8,7,10000 : Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Centre "Are your brains passing you by!!!"
Wait 200
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press Spacebar to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub GROO Else Goto DITHO
GROO:
Wait 25
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure LAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Flash Off : Hide : Curs Off
Cls 0
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $909
Locate ,1 : Paper 0 : Centre "What is this everyday phrase?"
Wait 155 : Locate ,1 : Cline
Wait 75
Ink 6
Bar 70,80 To 239,140
Box 69,79 To 240,141
Ink 4
Box 68,78 To 241,142
Ink 3
Box 67,77 To 242,143
Ink 3
Box 66,76 To 243,144
Pen 2
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Paper 6
'Locate ,12 : Centre "S.O.S"
Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell
Locate 17,12 : Print "S"
Locate 18,12 : Print "."
Wait 30
Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell
Locate 19,12 : Print "O"
Locate 20,12 : Print "."
Wait 30
Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell
Locate 21,12 : Print "S"
Locate 22,12 : Print "."
Wait 60
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate ,14 : Centre "ROUTE"
Wait 200
Paper 0
Locate ,21 : Pen 4 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 120 : Locate ,21 : Centre " "
Wait 300
Locate ,25 : Centre "Press the A key for the answer"
Clear Key
Wait Key
CLOG:
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub YUK Else Goto CLOG
YUK:
Locate ,25 : Cline
Paper 2
Paper 0
Pen 3
Locate 11,22 : Print "The answer is ..... "
Wait 120 : Locate ,22 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 10,22 : Pen 5 : Print "Help is on the Way !"
Wait 200
Wait 175
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 13,24 : Print "Were you right"
Wait 150
Locate ,24 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press'Help'"
Wait 55
Locate ,26 : Pen 4 : Centre "Or press 'Spacebar' to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub DITHO Else Gosub GROO
DITHO:
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,24 : Cline
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,24 : Centre "S.O.S = Help on a way..DUMBO!!"
Wait 100
Locate ,26 : Pen 4 : Centre "It's so simple really CLOGHEAD!"
Wait 150 : Locate ,28 : Centre "Press Space Bar to Continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub GROO Else Goto DITHO
GROO:
Wait 25
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure HAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,16,LORES
Curs Off : Flash Off : Cls 0
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette 111
Locate ,4 : Paper 0 : Pen 4 : Centre "What is this well known Phrase ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,4 : Cline
Wait 50
Ink 4
Bar 94,23 To 220,155
Ink 2
Box 93,23 To 221,156
Ink 6
Box 92,22 To 222,157
Ink 2
Box 91,21 To 223,158
Ink 3
Box 90,20 To 224,159
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 18,5 : Paper 4 : Pen 2 : Print "Y"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 20,5 : Print "Y"
'***********
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 14,9 : Print "FRONT"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 14,11 : Print "FRONT"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 14,13 : Print "FRONT"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 14,15 : Print "FRONT"
'*********************
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 20,9 : Print "FRONT"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 20,11 : Print "FRONT"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 20,13 : Print "FRONT"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 20,15 : Print "FRONT"
Paper 4
Wait 100
Locate ,22 : Pen 5 : Paper 0 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 150
Locate ,22 : Cline
Wait 200
Locate ,27 : Centre "Press the A key for the answer"
JUGH:
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub YUK Else Goto JUGH
YUK:
Locate ,27 : Centre " "
Paper 2
Paper 0
Pen 5
Locate ,24 : Centre "The answer is ..... "
Wait 75 : Locate ,24 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 11,24 : Pen 5 : Print "A Pair of Y Fronts !"
Wait 150
Pen 4
Wait 150
Locate ,26 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press'Help'"
Wait 25
Wait 50
Locate ,28 : Pen 4 : Centre "Or press 'Spacebar' to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub DITHO Else Gosub GROO
DITHO:
Locate ,28 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Pen 2 : Centre "2 Y's and Fronts..Plonker ! "
Sam Play 8,7,10000 : Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press Spacebar to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub GROO Else Goto DITHO
GROO:
Wait 25
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure ZAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $818
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Wait 50
Locate ,3 : Pen 5
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Pen 2
Wait 100
Locate 0,10
Print "Acne"
Pen 5
A$=" Rootedd"
Curs Off
N=6
Repeat
L$=Mid$(A$,N,1)+Chr$(32)
Locate 39,10 : Print L$
For T=39 To N+1 Step -1
Locate T,10 : Print L$
Wait Vbl
Next T
Inc N
Until N=Len(A$)
Ink 5
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Wait 150
Locate ,24 : Centre "Thats it !!!!"
Wait 75
Centre "You have 30 seconds to think!!!"
Wait 150 : Locate 19,24
Centre " "
Wait 250 : Locate ,24 : Centre "This is really easy !(Spot the error)"
Wait 150 : Locate ,24 : Cline
Wait 250
HLL:
Locate 9,24 : Pen 5 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 9,24 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate ,24
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 105 : Locate 19,24 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate ,24 : Pen 5 : Centre "Rooted to the spot !!"
Locate 22,26
Wait 150
Centre "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Pen 3 : Centre "You see I gave you a clue there?"
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,28 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 50
Locate ,30 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Locate ,30 : Centre " "
Locate 2,28 : Print " "
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,26 : Centre "Acne is a spot..Braindead!"
Wait 175
Locate ,28 : Centre "Rooted goes to it !!"
Wait 100
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
Ink 2
For A=1 To 400
Draw 0,A To 340,A
Draw 0,600-A To 340,1100-A
Wait 1
Next A
'Fade 7
Locate ,18 : Paper 2 : Pen 4 : Centre "I'm going out to cast my vote!"
Wait 75
Locate ,18 : Cline
Wait 50
Fade 7
Locate ,18 : Paper 2 : Pen 4 : Centre "Toodle Pip !!"
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure MAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $212
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Wait 50
Locate ,3 : Pen 5
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Pen 2
Wait 100
'Locate 0,10
'Print "Acne"
Pen 5
A$=" AMISS "
Curs Off
N=10
Repeat
L$=Mid$(A$,N,1)+Chr$(32)
Locate 39,10 : Print L$
For T=39 To N+1 Step -1
Locate T,10 : Print L$
Wait Vbl
Next T
Inc N
Until N=Len(A$)
Ink 5
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Wait 150
Locate ,24 : Centre "Thats it !!!!"
Wait 75
Centre "You have 30 seconds to think!!!"
Wait 150 : Locate 19,24
Centre " "
Wait 250 : Locate ,24 : Centre "This is really easy Miss Pippa !"
Wait 150 : Locate ,24 : Cline
Wait 250
HLL:
Locate 9,24 : Pen 5 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 9,24 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate ,24
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 105 : Locate 19,24 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate ,24 : Pen 5 : Centre "A Near Miss !!"
Locate 22,26
Wait 150
Centre "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Pen 4 : Centre "You see I gave you another clue !!"
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,28 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 50
Locate ,30 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Locate ,30 : Centre " "
Locate 2,28 : Print " "
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,26 : Centre "A is next to miss..Braindead!"
Wait 175
Locate ,28 : Centre "Did you miss your share of brains!!"
Wait 100
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
Ink 2
For A=1 To 400
Draw 0,A To 340,A
Draw 0,600-A To 340,1100-A
Wait 1
Next A
'Fade 7
Locate ,18 : Paper 2 : Pen 4 : Centre "I'm going out to cast my vote!"
Wait 75
Locate ,18 : Cline
Wait 50
Fade 7
Locate ,18 : Paper 2 : Pen 4 : Centre "Toodle Pip !!"
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure FAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Flash Off : Hide : Curs Off
Cls 0
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $99
Locate ,1 : Paper 0 : Centre "What is this everyday phrase?"
Wait 155 : Locate ,1 : Cline
Wait 75
Ink 3 :
Circle 163,75,71
Ink 4
Circle 163,75,72
Ink 1
Circle 163,75,73
Ink 5
Circle 163,75,74
Ink 6
Circle 163,75,70
Paint 161,82
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 16,5 : Paper 6 : Print "S"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 18,7 : Print "W"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 20,9 : Print "O"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,11 : Print "R"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 24,13 : Print "D"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 24,5 : Paper 6 : Print "S"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,7 : Print "W"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 18,11 : Print "R"
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 16,13 : Print "D"
Wait 200
Paper 0
Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,21 : Pen 4 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 120 : Locate ,21 : Centre " "
Wait 250
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,25 : Centre "Press the A key for the answer"
JUGH:
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub YUK Else Goto JUGH
YUK:
Locate ,25 : Cline
Paper 2
Paper 0
Pen 3
Locate 12,22 : Print "The answer is ..... "
Wait 120 : Locate ,22 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 13,22 : Pen 5 : Print "Crossed Swords !"
Wait 200
Pen 4
Wait 175
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 13,24 : Print "Were you right"
Wait 150
Locate ,24 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press'Help'"
Wait 55
Locate ,26 : Pen 4 : Centre "Or press 'Spacebar' to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub DITHO Else Gosub GROO
DITHO:
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,24 : Cline
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,24 : Pen 2 : Centre "Flipping Heck.... DITHO!!"
Wait 100
Locate ,26 : Pen 2 : Centre "Swords are Crossed..are your eyes?"
Wait 200
Locate ,28 : Pen 2 : Centre "Press Spacebar to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub GROO Else Goto DITHO
GROO:
Wait 25
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure KAIN
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Palette $888
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0 : Pen 6
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 60
Ink 5
Box 79,89 To 251,161
Ink 1
Bar 80,90 To 250,160
Ink 6
Box 78,88 To 252,162
Ink 2
Box 77,87 To 253,163 : Ink 6 : Box 76,86 To 254,164
Wait 75
Paper 1
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 17,12 : Pen 2 : Print "G"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 19,12 : Pen 5 : Print "R"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 21,12 : Pen 4 : Print "E"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 21,14 : Pen 6 : Print "A"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 21,16 : Pen 2 : Print "S"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 21,18 : Pen 5 : Print "E"
Locate 6,21
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Wait 75
Print " You have 30 seconds to think !"
Wait 150 : Locate 19,21
Cline
Wait 300
HLL:
Locate 8,21 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 8,21 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate 19,21 : Pen 2
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 75 : Locate 19,21 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 15,21 : Pen 2 : Print "Elbow Grease!"
Wait 75
Locate 14,24 :
Pen 5 : Print "Were You Right ?"
Wait 100
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,26 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,24 : Cline
Locate 2,28 : Print " "
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate 0,24 : Centre "Grease is an Elbow Shape.. Dummy!!"
Wait 155
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,26 : Pen 3 : Centre "On to the next one.. Plonker !"
Wait 75
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
Wait 150
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure QAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Hide : Flash Off
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $F76
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 175
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 100
Paper 0 : Pen 6
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate 10,12 : Print "i"
Wait 50
Ink 2
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Bar 120,60 To 234,140
Ink 8
Box 119,59 To 235,141
Ink 3
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Bar 170,70 To 180,90
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Bar 140,110 To 160,120
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Bar 190,110 To 210,120
Wait 150
Pen 4 : Paper 0
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate ,19 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think !"
Wait 100
Locate ,19 : Cline
Locate ,21 : Cline
Wait 300
ZHHJ:
Locate 4,19 : Print " "
Locate 8,19 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub ZGHG Else Goto ZHHJ
ZGHG:
Locate 10,19
Centre " "
Locate ,21
Centre "The answer is ... "
Wait 100
Locate ,21
Centre " "
Pen 3
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate ,21 : Centre "An Eye Socket !"
Locate 22,26
Wait 100
Pen 2
Centre "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Locate ,26 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 75
Locate ,28 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
ZVFR:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub ZDMM Else Goto ZJO
ZJO:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZCTC Else Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Locate ,26 : Centre "THicko you pressed the wrong key" : Goto ZVFR
Wait 50
ZDMM:
Locate ,26 : Centre " "
Locate ,28 : Centre " "
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,24 : Pen 6 : Centre "Crikey ! You shouldn't need help!"
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate ,26 : Centre "An 'i' and a wall socket!!"
Wait 100 : Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 3,28 : Centre "Sock it to me baby !!!!! "
Wait 200
Locate 7,30 : Pen 4 : Print "press SPACE BAR to continue"
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
ZFRT:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZCTC Else Goto ZFRT
ZCTC:
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure DAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Hide : Flash Off
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $316
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 175
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 70
Paper 2 : Ink 2
Ink 5
Ink 6
Bar 90,80 To 234,140
Box 89,79 To 235,141
Ink 4
Box 88,78 To 236,142
Ink 3
Box 87,77 To 237,143
Ink 2
Box 86,76 To 238,144
Wait 150
Pen 4 : Paper 6
Locate 12,13 : Wait 40 : Sam Play 8,6,10000 : Print "C"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,6,60000
Locate 14,13 : Print "U"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,6,60000
Locate 16,13 : Print "R"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,6,60000
Locate 18,13 : Print "R"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,6,60000
Locate 20,13 : Print "A"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,6,60000
Locate 22,13 : Print "N"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,6,60000
Locate 24,13 : Print "T"
Wait 100
Ink 0
Bar 210,103 To 211,111
Bar 218,103 To 219,111
Bar 207,103 To 219,104
Bar 220,101 To 221,104
Bar 206,103 To 207,106
Wait 100
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Locate ,19 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think !"
Wait 100
Locate ,19 : Cline
Locate ,21 : Cline
Wait 300
ZHHJ:
Locate 4,19 : Print " "
Locate 8,19 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub ZGHG Else Goto ZHHJ
ZGHG:
Locate 10,19
Centre " "
Locate ,21
Centre "The answer is ... "
Wait 100
Locate ,21
Centre " "
Pen 5
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 12,21 : Print "Redcurrant Pie !"
Locate 22,26
Wait 100
Pen 2
Centre "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Locate ,26 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 75
Locate ,28 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
ZVFR:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub ZDMM Else Goto ZJO
ZJO:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZCTC Else Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Locate ,26 : Centre "THicko you pressed the wrong key" : Goto ZVFR
Wait 50
ZDMM:
Locate ,26 : Centre " "
Locate ,28 : Centre " "
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,24 : Pen 2 : Centre "A Red Currant & the Pi Sign. Plonk!"
Wait 100 : Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate ,28 : Centre "Are you red in the Face now ?"
Wait 200
Locate 7,30 : Pen 4 : Print "press SPACE BAR to continue"
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
ZFRT:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZCTC Else Goto ZFRT
ZCTC:
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure YAIN
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Palette $157
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 60
Ink 7
Box 79,89 To 251,161
Ink 14
Bar 80,90 To 250,160
Ink 5
Box 78,88 To 252,162
Ink 2
Box 77,87 To 253,163 : Box 76,86 To 254,164
Ink 3
Box 75,85 To 255,165
Wait 120
Locate ,21
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 16,16 : Paper 14 : Pen 5 : Print "W"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 18,16 : Pen 4 : Print "O"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 20,16 : Pen 3 : Print "R"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,16 : Pen 2 : Print "L"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 24,16 : Pen 6 : Print "D"
Wait 100
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,12 : Pen 4 : Print "S"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,14 : Pen 5 : Print "A"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,18 : Pen 6 : Print "T"
Wait 100
Paper 0
Locate ,21 : Pen 5 : Centre "You have 29 seconds to think"
Wait 150 : Locate 19,21
Cline
Wait 200
HLL:
Locate 8,21 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 8,21 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate 19,21 : Pen 2
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 75 : Locate 19,21 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 12,21 : Pen 2 : Print "Salt of the Earth !"
Wait 150
Locate 9,23
Pen 5
Locate 12,29
Pen 5 : Print "Were You Right ?"
Wait 100
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,29 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 150
Locate ,30 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Locate ,23 : Cline
Locate ,25 : Cline
Locate 2,27 : Print " "
Locate ,29 : Cline
Locate ,30 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate 0,24 : Centre "You're joking this is an easy one !"
Wait 75
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,26 : Centre "Salt is going through the Earth."
Wait 75
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,28 : Centre "Are you going through a CRISIS...Dodo"
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
Locate ,24 : Cline
Locate ,26 : Cline : Locate ,30 : Cline
Wait 150
Locate ,26 : Centre "LOOK OUT !!"
WIPE
Wait 50
Locate ,14 : Centre "Wow ! I nearly got swept away then!!"
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure SAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $F
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 60
Ink 5
Bar 100,80 To 210,160
Ink 3
Box 99,79 To 211,161
Ink 2
Box 98,78 To 212,162
Ink 3
Box 97,77 To 213,163
Paper 2 : Pen 4
Paper 5
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 14,16 : Pen 4 : Print "60 Seconds"
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 17,14 : Pen 6 : Print "Hang"
Wait 40
Locate 19,22
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Wait 100
Centre "You have 30 seconds to think!!!"
Wait 100
Locate 19,22
Centre " "
Wait 300
Locate 19,22
Centre " "
HJJ:
Locate 8,22 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key
Locate 8,22 : Print " "
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub ABQ Else Goto HJJ
ABQ:
Wait 50
Locate 19,22
Centre "The answer is...."
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 9,22 : Centre " " : Locate ,22 : Pen 4 : Centre "Hang on a Minute !"
Locate 12,24
Wait 150 : Pen 3
Centre "I dont mean wait !thats the answer!"
Wait 200
Locate ,24 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Locate ,24 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Locate ,26 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
LKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub XEX Else Goto OON
OON:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZAC Else Locate ,26 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Goto LKP
Wait 100
XEX:
Locate ,24 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Locate ,26 : Cline
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 6,24 : Centre "60 seconds is a minute!. Plonker !!"
Wait 250
Locate ,26 : Centre "Hang is on top! Hang you head in shame"
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Pen 4 : Centre "press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
BSB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub ZAC Else Goto BSB
Wait 75
ZAC:
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure JUAIN
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Ink 0
Bar 0,0 To 10,10
Locate ,2 : Paper 0 : Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
'Load Iff "df1:milk"
'Spack 0 To 2
'Wait 50
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Unpack 2 To 0
Wait 150
Locate ,4 : Paper 15 : Pen 3 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 125
Locate ,4 : Cline
Wait 300
HLL:
Locate 8,4 : Pen 1 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 8,4 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate 19,4 : Pen 5
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 75 : Locate 19,4 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Paper 15
Locate 10,4 : Pen 10 : Centre "Low Fat Milk !"
Locate 12,8
Wait 150 : Pen 10
Print "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,8 : Cline
Locate ,6 : Cline
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate ,6 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,2,10000
Locate ,8 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,6 : Cline
Locate 2,8 : Print " "
Pen 10
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,6 : Centre "Milk is FAT & LOW.Are you thick!"
Wait 250
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,8 : Centre "Drink it ,it's good for you !!!"
Wait 150
Locate ,6 : Cline
Locate ,8 : Cline
Wait 75
Locate ,10 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
WIPE
Cls 0
Wait 150
End Proc
Procedure VAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Flash Off : Hide : Curs Off
Cls 0
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $F
Locate ,1 : Paper 0 : Centre "What is this everyday phrase?"
Wait 155 : Locate ,1 : Cline
Wait 75
Locate ,14 : Centre "ANDHALF"
Ink 6
Bar 0,116 To 320,256
Wait 200
Paper 6
Locate ,21 : Pen 4 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 120 : Locate ,21 : Centre " "
Wait 300
Locate ,25 : Centre "Press the A key for the answer"
JUGH:
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub YUK Else Goto JUGH
YUK:
Locate ,25 : Cline
Paper 6
Pen 3
Locate 12,22 : Print "The answer is ..... "
Wait 120 : Locate ,22 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 13,22 : Pen 5 : Print "Half and Half!"
Wait 100
Pen 4
Wait 175
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 13,24 : Print "Were you right"
Wait 150
Locate ,24 : Pen 3 : Centre "If you dont understand press'Help'"
Wait 55
Locate ,26 : Pen 4 : Centre "Or press 'Spacebar' to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub DITHO Else Gosub GROO
DITHO:
Locate ,26 : Cline
Locate ,24 : Cline
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,24 : Centre "It's half of and half..DITHO!!"
Wait 150
Locate ,26 : Centre "Is your BRAIN on half power ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,28 : Pen 2 : Centre "Press Spacebar to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub GROO Else Goto DITHO
GROO:
Wait 25
Fade 7
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure WAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Palette $964
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 60
Ink 7
Box 90,5 To 226,104
Ink 4
Bar 91,6 To 225,103
Ink 2
Box 89,4 To 227,105
Ink 9
Box 88,3 To 228,106
Locate 19,21
Paper 0 : Pen 2
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Paper 4
Locate 13,4 : Pen 6 : Print "V"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 15,4 : Pen 2 : Print "E"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 17,4 : Pen 6 : Print "N"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 19,4 : Pen 2 : Print "T"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 21,4 : Pen 6 : Print "U"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 23,4 : Pen 2 : Print "R"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 25,4 : Pen 6 : Print "E"
Wait 150
Locate 19,6 : Print "+"
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Paper 4
Locate 13,8 : Pen 6 : Print "V"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 15,8 : Pen 2 : Print "E"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 17,8 : Pen 6 : Print "N"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 19,8 : Pen 2 : Print "T"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 21,8 : Pen 6 : Print "U"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 23,8 : Pen 2 : Print "R"
Wait 50
Sam Play 8,6,5000
Locate 25,8 : Pen 6 : Print "E"
Wait 50
Locate 15,20 : Pen 6 : Paper 0 : Wait 100
Print "That's It !"
Wait 150
Locate 7,20 : Print "You have 30 seconds to think!!"
Wait 150 : Locate ,20 : Cline
Wait 300
HLL:
Locate 8,20 : Pen 6 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate 8,20 : Print " "
Wait 50
Locate 19,20 : Pen 2
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 75 : Locate 19,20 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 11,20 : Pen 6 : Centre "An Adventure !"
Locate 13,22
Wait 150 : Paper 0
Print "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,22 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,22 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 50
Locate ,24 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Locate ,22 : Centre " "
Locate 2,24 : Print " "
Paper 0 : Pen 3
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,24 : Centre "Excuse me ! these are the easy ones ! "
Wait 100
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,26 : Centre "Two ventures are added!...Plonker !"
Wait 75
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,28 : Centre "Are you ADD..led?."
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
Wait 150
WIPE
Wait 100
Cls 0
End Proc
Procedure IAIN
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide
Cls 0
Palette $F0
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Paper 0 : Pen 3
Locate ,2 : Centre "What is this well known Phrase?"
Wait 150
Locate ,2 : Cline
Wait 40
Ink 2
Bar 110,100 To 214,150
Ink 3
Box 109,99 To 215,151
Ink 4
Box 108,98 To 216,152
Ink 3
Box 107,97 To 217,153
Wait 75
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 17,15 : Paper 2 : Pen 4 : Print "Y"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 18,15 : Pen 6 : Print "t"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 19,15 : Pen 3 : Print "e"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 20,15 : Pen 6 : Print "t"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 21,15 : Pen 1 : Print "h"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 22,15 : Pen 4 : Print "e"
Wait 40
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 23,15 : Pen 6 : Print "r"
Wait 150
Locate ,21 : Paper 0 : Pen 6 : Centre "You have 30 seconds to think!!!"
Wait 175
Locate ,21 : Centre " "
Wait 300
XWER:
Locate 7,21 : Paper 0 : Pen 4 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub XREW Else Goto XWER
XREW:
Locate ,21 : Centre " "
Wait 100 : Locate ,21 : Centre "The answer is......"
Wait 100 : Locate ,21 : Centre " "
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 10,21 : Pen 6 : Print "At The End Of My Tether !"
Wait 125
Locate 16,23 : Print "Oh Groan !"
Wait 250
Locate ,23 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 4
Locate ,23 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Locate ,25 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
XBUR:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub XDYM Else Goto XRUB
XRUB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub XCYC Else Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Locate ,26 : Centre "You pressed the wrong key" : Wait 100 : Locate ,26 : Centre " " : Goto XBUR
Wait 100
Locate ,23 : Centre " "
Locate ,25 : Centre " "
XDYM:
Locate ,23 : Centre " "
Locate ,25 : Centre " "
Paper 0 : Pen 6
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate ,23 : Centre "Oh come on!Y is the end of My!"
Wait 250
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Locate ,25 : Centre "Tether is at the end ! Ditho"
Wait 100
Locate ,27 : Pen 4 : Centre "press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
XFFD:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub XCYC Else Goto XFFD
XCYC:
Fade 7
Wait 50
Cls 0
Wait 70
End Proc
Procedure GAIN
Sam Play 8,4,14000
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Flash Off : Curs Off : Hide
Palette $184
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off
Locate ,3
Paper 0
Centre "What is this well known saying ?"
Wait 150
Locate ,3 : Cline
Wait 60
Ink 6
Box 77,89 To 256,161
Ink 6
Bar 78,90 To 256,160
Ink 2
Box 76,88 To 258,162
Ink 6
Box 75,87 To 259,163 : Box 74,86 To 260,164
Wait 100 : Paper 6
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 14,15 : Print "T"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 15,15 : Print "i"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 16,15 : Print "m"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 17,15 : Print "e"
Wait 80
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 18,15 : Pen 4 : Print "-"
Wait 80
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 19,15 : Pen 2 : Print "T"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 20,15 : Print "i"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 21,15 : Print "m"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 22,15 : Print "e"
Wait 80
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 23,15 : Pen 4 : Print "-"
Wait 80
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 24,15 : Pen 2 : Print "T"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 25,15 : Print "i"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 26,15 : Print "m"
Wait 30
Sam Play 8,5,10000
Locate 27,15 : Print "e"
Wait 150
Locate 7,21 : Paper 0 : Pen 2 : Print "You have 30 seconds to think"
Wait 150
Locate ,21 : Cline
Wait 300
HLL:
Wait 75
Locate 8,23 : Paper 0 : Pen 6 : Print "Press the A key for answer "
Clear Key
Wait Key : If Key State(32)=True Then Gosub HVS : Rem Else Goto HLL
HVS:
Locate ,9 : Cline
Ink 6
Locate ,21 : Cline
Wait 50
Locate 19,21 : Pen 2 : Paper 0
Locate ,23 : Cline
Centre "The answer is ..."
Wait 105
Locate ,23 : Cline
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 8,23 : Pen 2 : Print "Time after time after time !"
Locate 13,25
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Print "Were You Right ?"
Wait 150
Sam Play 8,1,10000
Locate 8,25 : Print "Time after time after time ?"
Paper 0 : Pen 5
Wait 150
Locate ,27 : Centre "If you dont understand press HELP "
Wait 150
Locate ,29 : Centre "Or press spacebar to continue"
HNKP:
Wait 75
Clear Key
Wait Key
If Key State(95)=True Then Gosub HSW Else Goto HONDAY
HONDAY:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Locate ,30 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Wait 10 : Bell : Centre "You have pressed the wrong Key" : Wait 75 : Locate ,30 : Cline : Goto HNKP
Wait 100
HSW:
Locate ,27 : Cline
Locate ,29 : Cline
Paper 0 : Pen 3
Sam Play 8,7,10000
Locate 0,25 : Centre "What's the matter is it time you gave up"
Sam Play 8,6,10000
Wait 120
Locate ,27 : Centre "It is TIME threeeee times.Plank!"
Locate ,30 : Pen 4 : Centre "Press SPACE BAR to continue"
Clear Key
Wait Key
HAAB:
If Key State(64)=True Then Gosub HAAC Else Goto HAAB
Wait 75
HAAC:
Wait 150
Locate ,29 : Cline
Locate ,25 : Cline
Locate ,27 : Cline
Locate ,30 : Cline
Locate ,27 : Pen 3 : Centre "I'm climbing to the top of the tree!"
Wait 55
SCNOFF[SCR]
Wait 150
Cls 0
End Proc
'
'
Procedure SCNON[SCR]
For SD=-180 To 48 : Screen Display SCR,128,SD,, : For MAT=1 To 20 : Next MAT : Next SD
For LOP=30 To 0 Step -10
For LOP1=1 To LOP Step 5 : Screen Display SCR,,50-LOP1,,256 : View : Wait Vbl : Next LOP1
For LOP2=LOP To 1 Step -5 : Screen Display SCR,,50-LOP2,,256 : View : Wait Vbl : Next LOP2
Next LOP : Screen Display SCR,,50,,256 : View
End Proc
Procedure SCNOFF[SCR]
For SD=48 To -256 Step -1 : Screen Display SCR,128,SD,, : For MAT=1 To 20 : Next MAT : Next SD
End Proc
Procedure WIPE
Ink 0
For X=1 To 320 : Polyline 160,100 To X,0 : Next X
For Y=1 To 256 : Polyline 160,100 To 320,Y : Next Y
For X=1 To 320 : Polyline 160,100 To 320-X,256 : Next X
For Y=1 To 256 : Polyline 160,100 To 0,256-Y : Next Y
End Proc
Procedure LASTBIT
Music Off
Screen Open 0,640,256,16,Hires
Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide : Cls 0
Palette $F36
Cls 0 : Curs Off
Paper 0
Wait 100
Locate ,5 : Bell : Centre "Well Done,that was the last one on this disc"
Wait 100
Locate ,7 : Bell : Centre "I hope you enjoyed it as much I as I did Doing it"
Wait 100
Locate ,9 : Bell : Centre "Be Warned,I am doing another one!!!! "
Wait 150 : Boom
Pen 5
Locate ,15 : Centre "THE END"
Pen 6 : Wait 150 : Boom
Locate ,19 : Centre "AU REVOIR!!!!!"
Wait 700
Cls 0
End
End Proc
Procedure OPENBIT
Screen Open 0,320,256,16,LORES
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Flash Off : Hide
Palette $0
Cls 0 : Curs Off
Locate ,16 : Pen 4 : Paper 0 : Centre "Have Fun"
Paper 0
Wait 100
Wait 100
End Proc
Procedure _SPLURGE[SPEED,SOURCE,DEST]
'SPEED=3
'SOURCE=1
'DEST=2
Screen SOURCE
SOURCE_SIZE=Screen Height
Screen DEST
DEST_SIZE=Screen Height
V=Min(SOURCE_SIZE,DEST_SIZE)
Screen SOURCE
SOURCE_SIZE=Screen Width
Screen DEST
DEST_SIZE=Screen Width
H=Min(SOURCE_SIZE,DEST_SIZE)
For LOP=V-SPEED To O Step -SPEED
For LOP1=0 To LOP Step SPEED
Screen Copy SOURCE,0,LOP,H,LOP+SPEED To DEST,0,LOP1
Next LOP1
Next LOP
End Proc
Procedure ARF
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Hide
Palette $F0F
Curs Off : Cls 0 : Hide
Paper 0 : Pen 3
Sam Play 8,8,10000
Locate ,10 : Centre "You have chosen Halfway"
Wait 150
Pen 5
Flash Off : Locate ,16 : Centre "Music by Luke Miller,thanks Luke"
Wait 100
Music 1
Wait 250
Fade 7
Cls 0
Wait 50
End Proc
Procedure ALL
Screen Open 0,320,256,32,LORES
Cls 0 : Curs Off : Hide
Palette $F0F
Curs Off : Cls 0 : Hide
Paper 0 : Pen 3
Sam Play 8,8,10000
Locate ,10 : Centre "You have chosen the beginning"
Wait 150
Pen 5
Flash Off : Locate ,16 : Centre "Music by Luke Miller,thanks Luke"